High School Musicarol: Act 2, Scene 3

SCENE 3: COLLEGE OF KB TOYS

GHOST OF GRADUATION:
Here’s a hanky Mr. Elfron. I’m guessing it was pretty bad.

ZAC:
Yeah. [blows nose] I didn’t know something so small and delicious could have the potential to be so deadly.

GHOST OF GRADUATION:
Yes, well [chuckles] life is very fragile. Lets keep going. I’ve got some more places to show you.

VANESSA:
I hope these next places are better than the last ones. I’m starting to feel a little down.

GHOST OF GRADUATION:
I think you’ll love this next place. It’s always very popular. And here we are.

[song: Parade of the wooden soldiers begins]

ZAC:
But this is just an old factory.

GHOST OF GRADUATION:
Well, it isn’t just any old factory.

VANESSA:
What do you mean?

GHOST OF GRADUATION:
Look…
[Door creaks]

VANESSA:
Oh my! A large wooden toy soldier is coming out to greet us!

ZAC:
Wow! This must be…

WOODEN SOLDIER:
Welcome to the College of KB Toys everyone! I’m your host.

VANESSA & ZAC & GHOST OF GRADUATION:
Hooray!!!

[“parade of wooden soldiers” continues]

VANESSA:
Look over there! Those are some beautiful dolls and their clothes are so cute.

ZAC:
And over here. Those dinosaurs are awesome. They look so realistic. Roar, roar, roar.
[speaking begins to fade] And look at that train too. That’s so cool. [fades out].
[song ends]

VANESSA:
Wow! That was so awesome!

ZAC:
Yeah, I really like this college.

GHOST OF GRADUATION:
Then let’s take a look at how this school affects the world.

ZAC:
Oh are you coming this time?

GHOST OF GRADUATION:
Um, no, sorry. I guess I didn’t really mean “let’s”—I really just meant you two.

ZAC:
Oh no, that’s okay. I just got confused for a second.
But I’m ready now.

GHOST OF GRADUATION:
Great. [poof]

GHOST OF GIFT CONVEYANCES:
Here’s, take this ear plugs–you’s gonna need ‘em.

ZAC:
What fo…

GIRL 1:
That doll is mine!!! You can’t have it!

GIRL 2:
No, I want it! Give it to me! You use that one!

GIRL 1:
I don’t want that one! I want this one!

GIRL 2:
No! Mom, she took my doll!

GHOST OF GIFT CONVEYANCES:
Lets try’s a new place. This one’s outta control. [poof]

ZAC:
This seems better—a nice birthday party.

BOY: [opening present]
Oh man! I didn’t want this present. This is a stupid present. I hate this present. Waah! I want a better present! Waah!

VANESSA:
Let’s go back now. I think I’ve seen enough.

GHOST OF GIFT CONVEYANCES:
Okay. [poof]