Revengers: Age of Christmas: Act 1, Scene 2

THOR:
Ah! The beautiful Kingdom of Valhalla! How do I love thee!
Come, Loco! Walk with me to visit father.

LOCO:
Si, Senor Thor. Let me just pick my backpack up. [Grunting as he heaves up the pack]

THOR:
Loco, why art thou straining so? Is something in thy backpack?

LOCO:
Oh, no, nothing really, senor Thor. Maybe just a little something but it’s okay.

RANDOM GIRL: [to other ladies]
Look, ladies! It’s Thor! [Ladies giggle] Hi Thor!

Thor? Can you help me move some furniture? It’s really heavy and my poor widowed grandma needs help moving it.

THOR:
Yes, fair lady! I will be right there. [to Loco] Well, Loco, duty calls. I must assist this fair lady. Thou must go report to father. Be sure that thou tellest him of the enchanted obsidian.

LOCO:
Ok, si, Senor Thor.
{cut scene to Odin’s palace}

ODIN:
Ah, Loco, what brings you here?

LOCO:
Hola, Uncle. I’ve just come to tell you that Thor and me …

ODIN:
Thor and I…

LOCO:
Como?

ODIN:
You said “Thor and me” but you should have said “Thor and I.”

LOCO:
Okay, Okay. Thor and I went to investigate the strange phenomenon…

ODIN:
Yes…?

LOCO:
But we did not see anything.

ODIN:
Are you sure? [examines the Loco’s backpack] It looks to me like there’s something in your backpack.

LOCO:
Oh no. This? No, it’s nothing really. I mean, maybe it’s a little something but, no, no, it’s really nothing.

ODIN:
Okay, well, be on your way then.

LOCO:
Thank you, uncle.
{to himself}
Now I will go to my room and build the portal to Earth.

ODIN:
I’m sorry. What did you say? You were mumbling quite suspiciously.

LOCO:
Oh, I, eh, I was just saying I will go to my room to reflect on my birth.

ODIN:
[pauses to think] You are a strange fellow, Loco. Away with you.

{cut scene to Loco’s room}

LOCO:
Ok, now I will just stack the obsidian like this [clunk, clunk] and then I need to light it on fire. Where are my matches. [rummaging through drawers]. Ah, here they are. [lights a match]. Now I just throw a match on the pile. [ignites].

Yes! A beautiful purple portal that will take me to Earth!

Now I need a piece of Earth and a piece of Christmas so that it will know to take me there to rule over Christmas. But what to bring? I will have to go get something from Thor’s room since he’s got mucho things from Earth…

{cut scene to Thor’s room}

LOCO:
[Door creaks]

Thor? Thor? Are you in there, Thor?

Good. He must have already gone to the Revenger’s Christmas party. I will just have to find his souvenirs from Earth.
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Let’s see…[drawers open] cowpie, No. cowbell, No. Ooo…this red Christmas sweater with green sleeves? Yes, it is very nice. It looks like it has a green snowman riding a reindeer. I will take this.