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Featuring Top Restroom Reads
such as…
Buccaneer Dan: The Most Fierce and Good-Looking Buccaneer of All Time in: A Quest for Treasure: Part 1
Join Buccaneer Dan and his crew of rapscallions in a thrilling and dangerous (and some say too violent) search for treasure.
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High School Musicarol (for Radio)
Zac Elfron, the Elf Boy, and his amazing girlfriend, Vanessa, go on a magical adventure as they try to discover what Zac should do after graduating from North Pole High.
